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"All Technology Will Fail"

Athletes

“I only have trouble with fly balls.”
–Carmelo Martinez, outfielder

“I won't play for a penny less than fifteen hundred.”
–Honus Wagner, refusing a $2,000 salary offer

“Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot. Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.”
–Leo Durocher

“When you win, nothing hurts.”
–Joe Namath